{"product_id":"mb-1208-captain-aint-happy-brass","title":"Captain Aint Happy - Brass","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe rules of the sea are few, but they are absolute. And somewhere near the top of the list — etched in salt and hard-won experience — is this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis solid brass sign carries the oldest wisdom in maritime history: \u003cstrong\u003eIf the Captain ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hang it in the kitchen, the dock, the helm, or anywhere the chain of command needs a gentle reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA classic piece of nautical humor with real brass character. Sturdy, timeless, and guaranteed to get a knowing nod from anyone who's ever spent time on the water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey say Captain Hargrove had one just like it. But that's a story for another shelf.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MDS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45185735688245,"sku":"MB-1208","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2035\/0719\/files\/MB-1208.jpg?v=1777473885","url":"https:\/\/mobydicknauticals.com\/products\/mb-1208-captain-aint-happy-brass","provider":"Moby Dick Nauticals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}